2013 - Race 13 - Singapore GP Results

The points scored by each driver, chassis, and engine, and the points scored by each team entered were as follows.

Singapore GP		V e t t e l	W e b b e r	A l o n s o	M a s s a	R ä I k k ö n e n	G r o s j e a n	B u t t o n	P e r e z	H a m I l t o n	R o s b e r g	M a l d o n a d o	B o t t a s	H u l k e n b e r g	G u t I e r r e z	d I R e s t a	S u t i l	V e r g n e	R I c c I a r d o	P I c	v a n d e r G a r d e	B I a n c h i	C h I l t o n
Race Results	Race Finish Position	1	15	2	6	3	0	7	8	5	4	11	13	9	12	20	10	14	0	19	16	18	17
	Starting Grid Position	1	4	7	6	13	3	8	14	5	2	18	16	11	16	17	15	12	9	19	20	21	22
	Fastest Race Lap	Y
	No. Completed Laps	61	60	61	61	61	37	61	61	61	61	61	61	61	61	54	61	61	23	60	60	60	60
	Disqualified?
	No. Stop/Go Penalties
Driver Points Scored	Race Finish Poition	75		60	25	50		20	15	30	40			10			5
	Starting Grid Position	30	19	16	17	11	20	15	10	18	21	5	7	13	7	6	9	12	14	4	3	2	1
	Grid - Race Movement	0	-22	10	0	20		2	12	0	-4	14	6	4	8	-6	10	-4		0	8	6	10
	Fastest Lap	10
	No. Completed Laps	61	60	61	61	61	37	61	61	61	61	61	61	61	61	54	61	61	23	60	60	60	60
	Disqualified Penalty
	Retirement Penalty						-50												-50
	Stop/Go Penalties
Total Driver Score		176	57	147	103	142	7	98	98	109	118	80	74	88	76	54	85	69	-13	64	71	68	71
Chassis Points Scored	No. Completed Laps	61	60	61	61	61	37	61	61	61	61	61	61	61	61	54	61	61	23	60	60	60	60
	Retirement Penalty						-25												-25
Total Chassis Score		61	60	61	61	61	12	61	61	61	61	61	61	61	61	54	61	61	-2	60	60	60	60
Engine Points Scored	Race Finish Poition	75		60	25	50		20	15	30	40			10			5
	Starting Grid Position	30	19	16	17	11	20	15	10	18	21	5	7	13	7	6	9	12	14	4	3	2	1
	Retirement Penalty						-20												-20
Total Engine Score		105	19	76	42	61	0	35	25	48	61	5	7	23	7	6	14	12	-6	4	3	2	1

Race Result				Overall Position
Name	Race Total	Race Position		Name	Overall Total	Overall Position
Singing In The Rain	688	1		Singing In The Rain	7343	1
Peter Leatherland	662	2		Peter Leatherland	7257	2
Pedro Leatherland	650	3		Ayr Town Centre	7023	3
Cymru F1	645	4		Pedro Leatherland	7010	4
Milton De Silva	616	5		Houghton Bird	7008	5
Charlton's Chumps	605	6		Stop Up Villa	6985	6
Free To Those Who Can Afford It	604	7		Erik The Elephant	6904	7
Stop Up Villa	597	8		Thank You Ke-mo Sah-bee	6896	8
A Taste Of Honey	592	9		Paul Szomoru	6891	9
Team Cymru Am Byth	591	10		Turin Triumph	6834	10
Labbett Lambaster	585	11		Cymru F1	6790	11
David Parkin	584	12		David Parkin	6783	12
Houghton Bird	584	12		Willy Wonka	6766	13
On the Right Track?	580	14		Evo	6765	14
Cannonball	578	15		Milton De Silva	6763	15
Robbies Banger Racing	576	16		A Taste Of Honey	6762	16
Cheeky Monkey	574	17		Robbies Banger Racing	6758	17
Paul Szomoru	571	18		Beast Basher	6710	18
Verbalkint	571	18		Donnelly's Danglers	6671	19
Beast Basher	570	20		Series 6 Episode 45	6665	20
Kerrie Goodall 1	568	21		Virgin On The Impossible	6610	21
Kyalami Racing	567	22		Robbie The Reindeer	6588	22
Homer Doh!	565	23		On the Right Track?	6580	23
Dan Johnston	563	24		Homer Doh!	6533	24
Ayr Town Centre	562	25		Catch Me If You Can	6500	25
Team GB	557	26		Charlton's Chumps	6488	26
Willy Wonka	555	27		Kerrie Goodall 1	6451	27
Virgin On The Impossible	554	28		Kyalami Racing	6444	28
Catch Me If You Can	552	29		F1HFH	6427	29
Greasy Pistons	552	29		I'm The Taxman	6423	30
The Wise One	551	31		Martony Racing One	6392	31
N-Gine	549	32		Brazil or Bust	6364	32
Maltese Falcon	544	33		Mickey's Motor	6358	33
Turin Triumph	542	34		Cheeky Monkey	6350	34
Erik The Elephant	540	35		Verbalkint	6330	35
Sunday Night Lights	537	36		Jody Scheckter	6295	36
Thank You Ke-mo Sah-bee	537	36		The Wise One	6287	37
Bantha Fodder	530	38		The Taxman's Taken All My Dough	6281	38
I'm The Taxman	530	38		Labbett Lambaster	6279	39
Mrs Button Wanna Be	529	40		Team Cymru Am Byth	6254	40
Mickey's Motor	527	41		Erik Estrada	6250	41
Mack the Knife	523	42		N-Gine	6246	42
The Taxman's Taken All My Dough	521	43		Glendinning	6243	43
BezF1	520	44		Bags, Bags, Bags and More Bags	6242	44
Flippers Divers	516	45		Claire Teuma	6224	45
Force Sloth Racing	515	46		Cannonball	6217	46
Team Kaisha	515	46		Paduan Racing	6201	47
Bullet Proof Bomb	514	48		Free To Those Who Can Afford It	6170	48
Series 6 Episode 45	512	49		Do'nut Donnelly	6168	49
Oh You Went To Eton	511	50		Honey, Honey	6160	50
Paduan Racing	511	50		Dan Johnston	6147	51
Donnelly's Danglers	510	52		1st GB	6093	52
Honey Monster	510	52		Robot Chicken	6089	53
F1HFH	509	54		Honeycombover	6053	54
Red Bull Addict	509	54		Mackaroony	6048	55
Evo	508	56		Fellside Fools	6043	56
Bags, Bags, Bags and More Bags	507	57		Force Sloth Racing	6039	57
Honeycombover	506	58		Sunday Night Lights	6027	58
Ben GP MkII	505	59		Bad Day At Work	6019	59
In Arsene We Rust	504	60		Flippers Divers	6017	60
Chaser Slayer	503	61		Team GB	6012	61
Fellside Fools	503	61		TiggyWiggy	6001	62
Kerrie Goodall 2	503	61		Fury	5990	63
Do'nut Donnelly	501	64		Chaser Slayer	5980	64
Claire Teuma	499	65		Mrs Button Wanna Be	5970	65
Fury	496	66		Mack the Knife	5944	66
Mark Thompson	494	67		Honey Monster	5911	67
Mr Fenster	494	67		Stew the Brew	5903	68
Lee (God I Love McLaren) Stonehewer	493	69		Lucy Locket's Rocket	5886	69
Glendinning	492	70		In Arsene We Rust	5882	70
Robot Chicken	488	71		Down Under Girl	5869	71
Brazil or Bust	486	72		Babadaboopy	5849	72
Whickham Racers	486	72		Maltese Falcon	5847	73
Stuart Gunn	484	74		Oh You Went To Eton	5818	74
Stew the Brew	483	75		Mal Fletcher	5812	75
Peter Baker	482	76		Mr Kobyashi	5800	76
Never Red	481	77		Bantha Fodder	5796	77
Honey, Honey	480	78		Mr Fenster	5779	78
ROM	480	78		Greasy Pistons	5753	79
Mackaroony	479	80		Mustang Sally	5747	80
Dr. S	474	81		At Risk	5746	81
Hezza's Heroes 1	473	82		Lee (God I Love McLaren) Stonehewer	5719	82
Martony Racing Two	467	83		BezF1	5709	83
Hezza's Heroes 2	464	84		Whickham Racers	5697	84
Michael Maughan	462	85		Kerrie Goodall 2	5664	85
Babadaboopy	461	86		ROM	5656	86
Carbon Leither	458	87		Mark Thompson	5648	87
Parking at Rascasse	458	87		Never Red	5647	88
Erik Estrada	456	89		The Beast's Revenge	5607	89
Mal Fletcher	452	90		Dannielle Johnston	5597	90
Mustang Sally	451	91		Carbon Leither	5592	91
Shoes, Shoes, Shoes, & More Shoes!	447	92		Team Kaisha	5542	92
At Risk	439	93		Ben GP MkII	5532	93
Mr Kobyashi	437	94		Michael Maughan	5490	94
1st GB	436	95		Dr. S	5484	95
The Beast's Revenge	435	96		Luck of the Irish	5432	96
Nicks Numpties	431	97		Parking at Rascasse	5403	97
Larry's Shirt	427	98		Red Bull Addict	5312	98
Lucy Locket's Rocket	423	99		Flowery Quest	5302	99
Jody Scheckter	421	100		Bullet Proof Bomb	5264	100
Martony Racing One	416	101		Shoes, Shoes, Shoes, & More Shoes!	5229	101
Mean Machine 00	403	102		Flip Me Again	5208	102
Liar, You've Got Antifreeze	402	103		Hezza's Heroes 1	5128	103
Bad Day At Work	399	104		Mean Machine 00	5086	104
Dannielle Johnston	398	105		Liar, You've Got Antifreeze	5083	105
TiggyWiggy	392	106		Nicks Numpties	5071	106
Baja Scoch	380	107		Victoria Concordia Crescit	5025	107
Blanche	380	107		Blanche	5009	108
Robbie The Reindeer	369	109		Martony Racing Two	5009	108
Flip Me Again	366	110		Stuart Gunn	4984	110
Flowery Quest	364	111		Larry's Shirt	4893	111
Pedro Gallagher	361	112		Peter Baker	4861	112
Luck of the Irish	346	113		Hezza's Heroes 2	4852	113
Victoria Concordia Crescit	340	114		Pedro Gallagher	4763	114
Charlie Max Gallagher	285	115		Charlie Max Gallagher	4711	115
Down Under Girl	275	116		Baja Scoch	4481	116
Male Average =	506			Male Average =	6050
Female Average =	477			Female Average =	5860

Regards,
Lawrence.

2013 - Race 12 - Italian GP Report

USELESS QUESTION:

WHY DO WE SCRUB DOWN AND WASH UP?

USELESS FACT:

OLD PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SHORT TERM MEMORY STORAGE.  MEMORY STORAGE IS NOT THE PROBLEM; MEMORY RETRIEVAL IS THE PROBLEM.

 

OK.  Own up.  Who stole the sun at home?  I’m trying to write this while enjoying the sun on our holiday in Barcelona followed by a western Mediterranean cruise.  Our holiday started disastrously as we booked into our hotel in Barcelona to find that the company we had booked our hotel reservation through in August, Navelar GMBH, had taken our money then cancelled our booking with the hotel three weeks later without paying them, and have apparently gone bust, so we have had to pay for the hotel again.  Two days after we got there a French couple booked into the hotel and they had also booked through Navelar so were in the same position.  Thanks Trivargo!  I'm trying to get my money back from Barclays but I bet I’ll find out that they won't pay up for highway robbery and piracy as bankers are in the same union as them!  So, who finished the Italian GP in the same foul mood that I am in with Navelar?

In the battle of the genders the men continued their interpretation of 50 Shades of Grey by humiliating the ladies again, winning by 448 points to 431.  In the overall race the men now lead the ladies by 5544 points to 5382, thus maintaining their view that girls are like a Rubik cube…you can manipulate them as much as you like but it's almost  impossible to get the result you want.

Now, whose performance in Italy left them feeling like Mussolini…that they’d been hung out to dry?  In 107^th place with 305 points we have Victoria Concordia Crescit failing to maintain the status quo by going descendit, descendit, deeper and descendit.  Making his seasonal debut in 108^th place with 302 points we have Luck of the Irish with a performance that shows the Irish don’t have any luck.  Making her seasonal debut in 109^th place with 301 points is Kerrie Goodall 1 looking for her suspenders as she needs something to keep her up.  In joint 110^th place with 278 points we have Baja Scoch and The Beast's Revenge with a double act as useless as Jedward.  In 112^th place with 263 points we have Mark Thompson crying into his beer.  Returning to the bowels of the earth in 113^th place with 257 points we have Blanche, the prettiest welder I’ve ever met. 

Occupying the inverse podium of shame in 114^th place with 248 points we have Nicks Numpties who needs potty training after this.  In 115^th place with 163 points we have Larry's Shirt performing worse than Alice in Sunderland.  Finally, in last place with 159 points we have Pedro Gallagher with a performance that’s as much use as Navelar have been to me.

Now, who’s suddenly happier than a slimmer who’s lost a pound?  In joint 10^th place with 564 points we have Mickey's Motor and Pedro Leatherland laughing more than Laurel and Hardy.  In 9^th place with 565 points we have Robbies Banger Racing making the right noise again.  In 8^th place with 566 points we have Cymru F1 hoping this is not raising false expectations again.  In 7^th place with 573 points we have Series 6 Episode 45 with a repeat of race 2 but without being paid the repeat fee.  In 6^th place with 582 we have Catch Me If You Can playing catch up rather than leader of the pack.  In 5^th place with 590 points we have Donnelly's Danglers exposing themselves to more praise.  In 4^th place again with 599 points we have Stop Up Villa with a reprise of their last race performance.

Who are those on the podium that are happier than a cereal farmer at harvest this year?  In 3^rd place with 604 points we have Peter Leatherland continuing to perform at a level higher that his underwear waistband.  In 2^nd place with 608 points we have Robbie The Reindeer who is using this as a workout prior to the Christmas pantomime season.  Finally, taking the champagne and trumpet fanfare, our winner with 619 points is Singing In The Rain who is delighted that his drought has finished with a win at last.

In the overall standings whose standing is lower than Ed Milliband’s with The Daily Mail?  Falling back into bad habits again in 107^th place with 4640 points we have Nicks Numpties collapsing faster than a house of cards in a gale.  Slipping to 108^th place with 4629 points we have Blanche continuing to perform as if she’s been hit with her won hammer too often.  Climbing one rung on the ladder to 109^th place with 4542 points we have Martony Racing Two making slow progress, much like a visitor to Gibraltar at the border.  Rising to 110^th place with 4500 points we have Stuart Gunn praying for an amnesty so that he can hand himself in.  Plummeting to 111^th place with 4466 points we have Larry's Shirt heading for a charity shop.  Rising again to 112^th place with 4426 points we have Charlie Max Gallagher growing into this competition as he grows up.  Dropping closer to the inverse podium of shame in 113^th place with 4402 points we have Pedro Gallagher looking down when he hoped he’d be looking up.

Now, which triumvirate are occupying the inverse podium of shame now?  Rising to 114^th place with 4388 points we have Hezza's Heroes 2, but she’ll need a biblical resurrection if she’s to get out of here.  Slipping to 115^th place with 4379 points we have Peter Baker continuing to perform like he’s also slipping into a coma.  Finally, still in last place, with 4101 points we have Baja Scoch who is so far adrift he must be related to the Marie Celeste.

Now, whose dreams are burning brighter than the hopes of a slapper on a first date?  Still in 10^th place with 6292 points we have Turin Triumph hoping a shroud isn’t being drawn over his season.  Dropping like a stone to 9^th place with 6320 points we have Paul Szomoru hoping his dreams of a podium finish haven’t been dashed.  Collapsing like a drunk in a brewery to 8^th place with 6359 points we have Thank You Ke-mo Sah-bee galloping to oblivion.  Climbing one place to 7^th with 6360 points we have Pedro Leatherland trying to re-establish his reputation.  Dropping to 6^th place with 6364 points we have Erik The Elephant not trumpeting about this decline.  Rising like a fish to the bait in 5^th place with 6388 points we have Stop Up Villa thinking he’s dreaming as, like Villa, he’s performing above expectations.  Soaring like a salmon to 4^th place with 6424 points we have Houghton Bird getting closer to the biggest surprise she’s had outside of her bedroom.

Now, who have delusions of grandeur this time?  Jumping to 3^rd place with 6461 points we have Ayr Town Centre, a place I can never imagine is jumping with energy.  Still in 2^nd place with 6595 points we have Peter Leatherland who is beginning to wonder of he’s condemned to being the bridesmaid and never the bride but, either way, he doesn’t look pretty in a dress.  Finally, still our leader with 6655 points is Singing In The Rain who is singing at the lack of rain during this glorious, seemingly unending summer.

The next race is the Singapore GP on 22^nd September.

Regards,

Lawrence.